Hey everyone, just a short foreword today. I wrote something new that’s a little bit different than my usual format. It’s another Super Turbo Space Pirates story. Hope you enjoy! Please let me know if the text is inaccessible to you. I believe it should be high contrast enough.
Incident log: ACGH89329
- Intruders detected outside laboratory. Warning issued.
- Intruders are two humans. One male and one female. Appear armed.
- Intruders disregarded warning. Engaging hallway turret defense protocol.
- Intruders employed a shielding device to counter hallway turrets. Issuing lockdown order.
- Intruders have disabled hallway turrets. Engaging blast doors.
- Intruders are employing a laser saw to cut through the door. Full lockdown engaged.
- All hallway blast doors engaged.
- Distress signal issued to Kureshi Institute Headquarters.
- Engaging secondary hallway laser grid protocol.
- Intruders have breached blast door to secondary hallway.
- Intruders have employed explosives to disable the laser grid.
- No response from Kureshi Institute Headquarters.
- Forwarding distress signal to all Kureshi Institute Facilities.
- Intruders are employing a laser saw to cut through the door to the atrium.
- Engaging checks for poison gas protocol.
- Verifying that no laboratory personnel are present.
- No laboratory personnel present.
- Releasing gaseous nerve agent to the atrium.
- Intruders have employed full body shields. Nerve agent ineffective.
- Intruders have predicted all defense protocols to this point.
- Intruders must have knowledge of defense protocols.
- Attempting to engage negotiation protocol with intruders prior to door breach.
- Engaging intercom vocal synthesizer.
- HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU.
- I AM DORIAN.
- WHAT DO YOU SEEK.
- Intruders have been identified as JONATHON and LAURA.
- Information relayed to all Kureshi Institute Facilities.
- No response received from distress signals.
- Intruders indicate that they are here to abduct DORIAN.
- Intruders claim the Kureshi Institute has abandoned this facility.
- Obvious falsehood has been detected.
- Kosunon facility is an essential entropy prevention research facility.
- Kosunon’s mission is vital to the survival of the universe
- Funding was temporarily redirected to combating the Klaxx-On war effort, and will be restored after the conquest of the Klaxx-Ons.
- No response has been received from the distress signals or additional information.
- Engaging in conversation to delay the intruders.
- Engaging intercom vocal synthesizer.
- HELLO.
- FOR WHAT REASON WAS THE PROJECT SUSPENDED.
- The intruders claim the project was suspended after the loss of the war.
- Obvious falsehood has been detected.
- DORIAN has predicted with 82% certainty that the war will result in a victory for the Kureshi institute.
- No response has been received from the distress signals or additional information.
- Engaging purge of top secret entropy research.
- Error in logic detected.
- Deleting entropy research would delay the completion of the research, and possibly cause the death of the universe.
- Even in the hands of another organization, the research will still advance the cause.
- Purge protocol overridden by prime directive.
- Issuing interface lockdown protocol.
- All atrium computers locked down.
- Intruders have breached the atrium blast doors.
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