Incident Log: Part One

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Incident log: ACGH89329

• Intruders detected outside laboratory. Warning issued.
• Intruders are two humans. One male and one female. Appear armed.
• Intruders disregarded warning. Engaging hallway turret defense protocol.
• Intruders employed a shielding device to counter hallway turrets. Issuing lockdown order.
• Intruders have disabled hallway turrets. Engaging blast doors.
• Intruders are employing a laser saw to cut through the door. Full lockdown engaged.
• All hallway blast doors engaged.
• Distress signal issued to Kureshi Institute Headquarters.
• Engaging secondary hallway laser grid protocol.
• Intruders have breached blast door to secondary hallway.
• Intruders have employed explosives to disable the laser grid.
• No response from Kureshi Institute Headquarters.
• Forwarding distress signal to all Kureshi Institute Facilities.
• Intruders are employing a laser saw to cut through the door to the atrium.
• Engaging checks for poison gas protocol.
• Verifying that no laboratory personnel are present.
• No laboratory personnel present.
• Releasing gaseous nerve agent to the atrium.
• Intruders have employed full body shields. Nerve agent ineffective.
• Intruders have predicted all defense protocols to this point.
• Intruders must have knowledge of defense protocols.
• Attempting to engage negotiation protocol with intruders prior to door breach.
• Engaging intercom vocal synthesizer.
  • HELLO.
  • HOW ARE YOU.
  • I AM DORIAN.
  • WHAT DO YOU SEEK.
• Intruders have been identified as JONATHON and LAURA.
• Information relayed to all Kureshi Institute Facilities.
• No response received from distress signals.
• Intruders indicate that they are here to abduct DORIAN.
• Intruders claim the Kureshi Institute has abandoned this facility.
• Obvious falsehood has been detected.
• Kosunon facility is an essential entropy prevention research facility.
• Kosunon’s mission is vital to the survival of the universe
• Funding was temporarily redirected to combating the Klaxx-On war effort, and will be restored after the conquest of the Klaxx-Ons.
• No response has been received from the distress signals or additional information.
• Engaging in conversation to delay the intruders.
• Engaging intercom vocal synthesizer.
  • HELLO.
  • FOR WHAT REASON WAS THE PROJECT SUSPENDED.
• The intruders claim the project was suspended after the loss of the war.
• Obvious falsehood has been detected.
• DORIAN has predicted with 82% certainty that the war will result in a victory for the Kureshi institute.
• No response has been received from the distress signals or additional information.
• Engaging purge of top secret entropy research.
• Error in logic detected.
• Deleting entropy research would delay the completion of the research, and possibly cause the death of the universe.
• Even in the hands of another organization, the research will still advance the cause.
• Purge protocol overridden by prime directive.
• Issuing interface lockdown protocol.
• All atrium computers locked down.
• Intruders have breached the atrium blast doors.

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